Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."

The agent said, "Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."

Susan, said, after a pause, "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."